I’m sure it is safe to say that we all love our babies. I love my daughter, but every once in a while she does something that is both hilarious and annoying at the same time. As I type this, I am looking at about 28 pictures of my daughter’s feet. The reason why I have all of these photos of a toddler’s size 6 is because of my own ingenuity. I gave my phone to my daughter so she could play one of the kiddy app games that I downloaded for her while I drove home. She had been getting fussy from sitting in her toddler seat and this seemed like a great distraction. Now, although I know better, an overpowering force had convinced me that my daughter had discipline enough not to surf the other apps.
I mean, who knew 18 month-old could do that? Anyway, much to my surprise, my little junior hacker closed the game app, opened the camera app, took 28 photos of her foot, and then disabled my iPhone for 15 minutes. This was annoying; this was hilarious. Do I have a witnesses?